MLJ Fourth Wall Continuation Post!

[superstylishsquid]

For all your overflow fourth wall threads. I'd suggest linking to the start of threads in the top level comment, just for reference's sake.

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[letsplayer]

Well, uh.

Damn.

[Was that a threat, Alastor, because that sounded vaguely threat-y]

Maybe you could try not being violent at the party though? Because I'm pretty sure the whole "killing someone at a party" deal's been played out and the pink pony worked hard to organize all of this.

So we'd.

Kind of be jerks.

[superstylishsquid]

Luckily for you, I'm not really the murder happy type. Still, I might have to smack you if you tried to swipe my helmet, I'm kind of fond of it.

[letsplayer]

[Okay, calming down a bit now...]

I'd be too! But I'm totally burning with curiosity over what's underneath it.

Think of me, dude.

Think of me seventy, eighty years from now, on my deathbed, and my last thoughts are my regret over not solving the mystery that is your face.

[superstylishsquid]

Hmm...well, I suppose I could take it off for a little while. But you'll have to use your imagination for my eyes, they're a little strange looking and I don't want to freak anyone out.

[letsplayer]

I can tell you right now that I'm un-freak-out-able.

[superstylishsquid]

But in case you hadn't noticed, we aren't exactly alone. Better to be on the safe side.

*But he will take off the helmet, just after the lights behind his visor blink out. There's a faint tint of purple light showing through his eyelids and...how did he keep his hair styled like that under the helmet?*

1/2

[letsplayer]

[As soon as the helmet comes off, a faint creaking noise can be heard from Marla's throat.]

2/3

[letsplayer]

...sorry. That noise was just my ovaries exploding. Kinda, um. Violently.

k done

[letsplayer]

I MEAN UM.

[superstylishsquid]

*That gets him to open his eyes without thinking as he raises an eyebrow. They're solid white and glowing noticeably, though not bright enough to be painful.*

Uh...huh?

*Sorry, he's not familiar with that expression...but he's assuming you don't mean literally, because that sounds painful.*

[letsplayer]

[Surprisingly not fazed by the glowing eyes, although she is still flailing around a bit.]

Nothing! I just said a thing without realizing this probably isn't the right time OR the right place for it.

Because I'm totally stupid.

Remember just a few minutes ago when you said we had to deal with the consequences of our own stupidity? The consequences, man. They're piling up right now.

[superstylishsquid]

Right...

*He'll just clear his throat and put his helmet back on. ANYWAY...*

I hope that satisfied your curiosity?

[letsplayer]

Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah, it totally did.

Can I show you something?

[superstylishsquid]

Isn't that up to you? Not like I have anywhere I have to run off to right this instant.

[letsplayer]

[The girl pulls out two small red-and-white balls and opens them--a flash of light erupts from each instantaneously.

On the ground is a strange sheeplike creature, while Marla's climbing up a motherbucking six-foot-tall monster friendship bat]