MLJ Fourth Wall Continuation Post!

[superstylishsquid]

For all your overflow fourth wall threads. I'd suggest linking to the start of threads in the top level comment, just for reference's sake.

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[dux_atrum]

((Purple Devil match))


Well their work has been holding up rather well, I suppose so long as we are careful. It would be a shame to break it all.

[And if you now anything about that katana he's currently got strapped to his back breaking magic barriers is very much a thing that could happen.]

[domina_illustris]

((for anyone that still wants to talk with or see mom))

[superstylishsquid]

*Oh, he knows about that katana. He hears things from the other Devil Arms.*

Just don't go swinging the space rending katana at me when I'm right by the barrier and we should be fine.

[dux_atrum]

((Tony and pops))

I will admit to being curious, yes, though I am not the only one. Eva has demanded I "track down the blasted clone-children" so she can see what she is getting into.

[He shrugs as well, clearly amused.]

Her words, not mine.

[devil_in_disguise]

Don't think there's much point in me joining in, in that case. I'm not quite the same as the other mes running around. Besides...

*Another swig of cider.*

With two of my younger self and Vergil, it sounds like it's already gonna be a Hell of a reunion. Just watch out that nobody gets run through.

[needsteaplz]

[Seeing Lee again or if you just wanna bug a mom who's also a goddess.]

Party Town

[letsplayer]

I dunno, they look pretty legit to me.

[She eyes them rather curiously, before leaning up just a bit from her wheelchair.]

You mind much if people touch 'em? Or is that like, harassment for whatever species you happen to be?

[superstylishsquid]

Magic is good for accurate reproductions.

*He drops down from where he'd been hovering about a foot off the ground and crouches a bit.*

Go ahead, it doesn't really matter to me...just as long as you don't try to snatch my helmet.

[letsplayer]

Dude, I wasn't really thinking of doing it until you said not to. That's how human nature works, okay, you tell a bunch of us not to do a thing and we're all, "whoops, sorry, TOO BUCKING LATE."

[...what. Is this strange world censoring her speech? She remembers there should probably be an "f" in there somewhere.

Anyway, she reaches out and strokes the base of his horn, getting a good feel for where it meets his head before pulling her hand away. Yep, that seems pretty legit.]

[superstylishsquid]

*The horn is attached seamlessly to his helmet, but the helmet itself moves enough to indicate that they aren't actually part of him.*

And then you have to deal with consequences. I should warn you that I'm from a culture that condones violence as an appropriate response to...pretty much any form of offense.

[letsplayer]

Well, uh.

Damn.

[Was that a threat, Alastor, because that sounded vaguely threat-y]

Maybe you could try not being violent at the party though? Because I'm pretty sure the whole "killing someone at a party" deal's been played out and the pink pony worked hard to organize all of this.

So we'd.

Kind of be jerks.

[superstylishsquid]

Luckily for you, I'm not really the murder happy type. Still, I might have to smack you if you tried to swipe my helmet, I'm kind of fond of it.

[letsplayer]

[Okay, calming down a bit now...]

I'd be too! But I'm totally burning with curiosity over what's underneath it.

Think of me, dude.

Think of me seventy, eighty years from now, on my deathbed, and my last thoughts are my regret over not solving the mystery that is your face.

[superstylishsquid]

Hmm...well, I suppose I could take it off for a little while. But you'll have to use your imagination for my eyes, they're a little strange looking and I don't want to freak anyone out.

[letsplayer]

I can tell you right now that I'm un-freak-out-able.

[superstylishsquid]

But in case you hadn't noticed, we aren't exactly alone. Better to be on the safe side.

*But he will take off the helmet, just after the lights behind his visor blink out. There's a faint tint of purple light showing through his eyelids and...how did he keep his hair styled like that under the helmet?*

1/2

[letsplayer]

[As soon as the helmet comes off, a faint creaking noise can be heard from Marla's throat.]

2/3

[letsplayer]

...sorry. That noise was just my ovaries exploding. Kinda, um. Violently.

k done

[letsplayer]

I MEAN UM.

[superstylishsquid]

*That gets him to open his eyes without thinking as he raises an eyebrow. They're solid white and glowing noticeably, though not bright enough to be painful.*

Uh...huh?

*Sorry, he's not familiar with that expression...but he's assuming you don't mean literally, because that sounds painful.*

[letsplayer]

[Surprisingly not fazed by the glowing eyes, although she is still flailing around a bit.]

Nothing! I just said a thing without realizing this probably isn't the right time OR the right place for it.

Because I'm totally stupid.

Remember just a few minutes ago when you said we had to deal with the consequences of our own stupidity? The consequences, man. They're piling up right now.

[superstylishsquid]

Right...

*He'll just clear his throat and put his helmet back on. ANYWAY...*

I hope that satisfied your curiosity?

[letsplayer]

Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah, it totally did.

Can I show you something?

[superstylishsquid]

Isn't that up to you? Not like I have anywhere I have to run off to right this instant.

[letsplayer]

[The girl pulls out two small red-and-white balls and opens them--a flash of light erupts from each instantaneously.

On the ground is a strange sheeplike creature, while Marla's climbing up a motherbucking six-foot-tall monster friendship bat]